Tuesday, April 14, 2009

When Kevin is President...

On the Thursday night before Easter, Hubby and I went to see our friend Kevin in an amateur comedy competition. Actually, Hubby and I and 1/3 of our church went, which was a little awkward because you are never promised clean humor at a comedy club. There were eleven people competing in this round, from the very funny to the very... well... unfunny. As someone with an unusually high empathy level, I got really uncomfortable for a few of the people. Like I-want-to-run-out-of-the-room-in-embarrassment-for-you-but-instead-I'll-just-go-to-the-bathroom-and-hide-during-the-judges-comments uncomfortable. You know what else made me uncomfortable? The number of grown men who thought the only way to be funny was to refer to a certain part of their anatomy. I hung out with frat guys in college- it takes a lot to make me cringe, but there were definitely some cringe-worthy moments that night. And then the host kept pointing out how many baptists were in the room, which just made it more awkward, as if that were an excuse for why no one found the 110th penis joke to be hilarious. Nope, I think it's just the jokes.

Aside from middle-school humor, it was a fun night. The three people who won totally deserved it, especially since one of them was Kevin! He gets to go back on Mother's Day weekend and compete in the semifinals. He is also going to be having an event this coming weekend to raise money for the Relay for Life. It's called Kevin K. Lewis: When I'm President. So, if you're local and you want to hear some award winning comedy, check out the link. It will be a lot of fun and benefit a great cause.


Disclaimer: By promoting this event, I am in no way offering my endorsement for Kevin K Lewis as president. I will have to wait until I hear his platform at the event on April 18. Plus also, I am not ready for any talk of new presidents as I am still celebrating our current Commander in Cheif. Sorry, Kevin. Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Buddy.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter Gratitude

Here are some things I'm thankful for today:
  1. Cute little girls in cute little Easter dresses.
  2. Being able to fit into my Easter dress.
  3. Doting relatives that made Easter at our house look like Christmas. Not only were my parents here, but they brought gifts from other people who love my girls like grandparents too. Thanks Aunt Lala & Sue Sue!
  4. HAM. You remember the dad on A Christmas Story? That's me with a honeybaked ham. I love animals, but I'm pretty sure I would shoot the Bumpus hounds. Sophie got the evil eye tonight when she got too close to my leftovers. That's another reason I love ham- LOTS of leftovers. Hubby is tired of it after the first day, but I'll eat it until its gone (or in the freezer for beans or soup. yum!)
  5. Being able to blog again! Fifteen minutes just wasn't enough. There are some entries from the past month that literally took me a week to write. But no more! Now I can be as verbose as I want to be- is that groaning I hear?
  6. All that I learned from my limited blog/facebook/e-mail lenten experience. I read more, cleaned more, played more, and just tried to be still more. I definitely am less dependent on the computer to occupy my time. It helps that the new Facebook format came about during this endeavor. I haven't had the time to figure it out completely, and that makes wasting time on it a little less appealing.
  7. Being able to cook meat again. I was getting a little tired of the same meatless meals over and over again, and I've got some stuff in the freezer I really need to use. Plus, now we can have real SKYLINE...
  8. (on the flip side) Having more options to eat meatless. We already tried to limit our meat and buy mostly free range, but now that we've had a (mostly) meatless lent we have a few new options. The Morningstar Farms "chicken" strips are actually quite good and cheaper than the chicken I usually buy (Thanks, Penny!). We also discovered that my husband will in fact eat tofu... By the way, I said "mostly meatless" because I didn't cook meals with meat, but when Big Sister & I ate by ourselves or when we were out to eat, Hubs was on his own.
  9. Electricity! We were without power for eight hours or more on Friday, and then again for a few hours this morning. It's amazing the things you can't do when the power is out. I'm also thankful that we didn't have any tree or roof damage with all of the storms. A lot of people around here weren't so fortunate.
  10. Relatively healthy kids. Our family is dealing with the pollen and the weird weather changes- we all have stuffy noses and scratchy throats. Big Sister has started with a cough, and I didn't take Little Sister to the nursery yesterday because I didn't want to be that mom who shares her kid's gunk with the rest of the church. But when I read blogs like Bring the Rain or my charming kids I am overwhelmed by the blessing of my two healthy children. I've been learning a lot about this lately. Expect a lengthy post about it soon.
  11. A small bit of grace. March was a rough month for my organization skills- I missed paying a few bills on time, including our credit card. This resulted in a $39 late fee!!! I know, I know. All of you Dave Ramsey nazis out there are judging me for even having a credit card. But we pay it off every month and try to just use it for gas, groceries, or things Hubby will have reimbursed from the church. We get great rewards points and hope to go to Disney with them when both girls can enjoy it. So there. Stop making me feel so defensive! Anyway, I remember reading that if you always pay your bill on time you can ask the company to forgive your late payment. Apparently a lot of times they do, because they would have to spend a lot more to find a customer to replace you than they would to just keep you happy. So today I called the credit card company. Not only did they take away the late fee, but I had the most pleasant conversation with the lady helping me. Small stuff, I know, but it made my day a lot brighter!
  12. BIG grace. Citibank forgave us $39, but God has forgiven me for things that make me shudder when I remember them. Citibank forgave me because they wanted to keep me as a customer. They love my money. God forgives because He wants me; He loves me. Forgiving me $39 will barely cost a thing to a multimillion dollar company like Citigroup. Forgiving me cost Jesus everything. Citibank charged me the fee and reluctantly offered me forgiveness only when I researched, called and asked for it. God made a way for us to be forgiven and delights when we accept it. Citibank will probably not forgive me a second time, but because of the death of Jesus, every awful thing I did or will do is forgiven. Because of the love of Jesus, I am inspired to love more & try harder. And because of the resurrection of Jesus, I'm certain that His promise of abundant life, both in this world & the next, is true. I'm so thankful for the story of Easter.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Song for (Easter) Sunday

I can't believe we didn't sing this one in church. It just doesn't seem like Easter without it.

Low in the Grave He Lay
words & music by Robert Lowry

Low in the grave He lay, Jesus my Savior,
Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord!

Vainly they watch His bed, Jesus my Savior;
Vainly they seal the dead, Jesus my Lord!

Up from the grave He arose,
With a mighty triumph o’er His foes,
He arose a Victor from the dark domain,
And He lives forever, with His saints to reign.
He arose! He arose!
Hallelujah! Christ arose!




Sunday, April 5, 2009

Song for Sunday: How I Trust Him

Yes, ’tis sweet to trust in Jesus,
Just from sin and self to cease;
Just from Jesus simply taking
Life and rest, and joy and peace.

Jesus, Jesus, how I trust Him!
How I’ve proved Him o’er and o’er
Jesus, Jesus, precious Jesus!
O for grace to trust Him more!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

A New Mommy Milestone

Last Friday night, I went in to comfort a fussing Little Sister and saw Big Sister sit up in bed. It's not unusual for her to wake up when her sister does, so I didn't worry. Until I heard it. It started out like a cough, and at first I thought, "oh crud, she's going to need a drink of water and this better not take too long because I want to get back into bed." But then the noise changed, and it took me only a second or two to realize what it was--- she was throwing up! I sat Little Sister in her crib, called for back-up, and went to help Big Sister. I soon discovered that she was only half-way awake, not sure of what was going on. Not only did this mean that she was completely freaked out, but it also meant she was not aiming- at least as much as a three-and-a-half-year-old can aim. Instead she just kind of looked like one of those rotating lawn sprinklers- covering her pillow, her sheets, her stuffed animals, her bed rail, whatever. If it was in the general vicinity, it was now... well... you know.

So, here we were, in the middle of the night, stripping the bed & scrubbing the kid. Big Sister felt terrible- and not just physically. She kept apologizing like it was Crayola marker & not vomit that she had gotten all over the bed. At one point, while I was washing her face and hair and trying to reassure her, she just exclaimed, "I threw-up on Bun-Bun!" and started to cry again. (Actually, Bun-Bun fared better than some of the other stuffed animals in her bed, since he is a washable beanie bunny. A few other less lucky "guys" as she calls them just got the spot-treatment and a good dose of febreze.) But the point is that she was devastated. She actually asked, "Can you ever forgive me?" To which I replied that there was nothing to forgive because she didn't do anything wrong. I found out later that she just took that answer as a "no" and thought I actually couldn't forgive her. When she asked again, I simply said "yes." It was a better three-year-old answer, I suppose.

As I type this, I am recovering from another middle-of-the night sheet change. This time, instead of a stomach virus, our midnight adventure was caused by the three cups of water before bed. Big Sister handled it like a champ, sneaking into our room to tell us so as not to wake Little Sis. Daddy was as stealth as a cat as he changed the sheets, and we were all back in our beds in record time. Last week's practice paid off, I suppose. I just hope this doesn't become a weekly thing! A few other things I learned:
  1. Obviously, no more big drinks of water before bed.
  2. In retrospect, 6 stuffed animals in bed everynight is bad for several reasons, not just for the vomit-clean-up-factor. There isn't much room for even a little kid. If one falls out in the middle of the night, it can be way too much drama. Some of them need to be tucked in, and some of them can only sleep by certain others. I am hoping to set a "two-guy" limit for Little Sister.
  3. Febreze is still pretty amazing. Did you know it's been around for 10 years now? (and did you know that is really how to spell it? I though it was a blend of the word "fabric" and "breeze" but not so much.) I'm usually a "baking soda & vinegar can clean just about anything" kind of person, but I'm not ready to give up my febreze. What did our parents do before it came along?
  4. Big Sister hates "wipe off baths" even more in the middle of the night.
  5. It is really overwhelming to a child to go through an accident or sickness in the middle of the night. Even though the grown ups want to hurry through the clean-up to get back to bed, and even though we are sleep-deprived too, encouragement, reassurance and even a little snuggling are a must. The day after our adventure, I got really sad thinking about all of the little ones out there who really are made to feel bad and "unforgiven" for things their little bodies can't control. I really wish every parent would realize the power of their words & their approval. I know this was a reminder to me!

Friday, April 3, 2009

5 (of the many) reasons I love my husband:

  1. He is very thoughtful. He's been leaving me sweet little post-it notes lately to let me know he's thinking of me. I found one in the fabric softener dispenser, another when I put on my seatbelt to go to the bank, and another one with a heart made out of starburst. So sweet!
  2. I have a good time with him. Even if that time is, like yesterday, 45 minutes spent trying to get his flaming truck out of our sloping backyard in the rain & mud. Hi, we're Mr. & Mrs. Hillbilly. Nice to meet you.
  3. Even after a long day, he still finds the energy to give Big Sister horsey rides and help with bedtime. And he still tries to get up early the next morning to have time to himself and sometimes even clean up a little to surprise me.
  4. He makes me think. We have all sorts of interesting conversations about politics, theology, sports... whatever. He is intentional about asking what I've been reading or learning; it makes for great grown-up conversation and keeps me accountable for my intellectual and spiritual growth.
  5. He loves me even when I am poopy. Like this morning, when I fussed at him (a lot) because no one in our house slept between the hours of 3 and 5. I'm not always the nicest wife, but he always loves me. And that makes me want to be a better wife every day.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Beatles describe my life...

This is just a silly thing some of my friends filled out on facebook. Dad, this is for you...

Using only song *titles* from one artist, cleverly answer these questions:

Pick a band/artist: Beatles


1. Are you a male or female: Another Girl

2. Describe yourself: I'm so tired

3. How do you feel about yourself: I am the walrus (or I Feel Fine, since my husband says the previous one doesn't make sense...)

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: I should have known better

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: All my loving

6. Describe your current location: In my life

7. Describe where you want to be: Strawberry Fields Forever

8. Your best friend is: Something

9. Your favorite color is: Yellow Submarine

10. You know that: I'm Happy Just to Dance with You
OR Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me & My Monkey

11. What’s the weather like: Here Comes the Sun

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called: Here, There & Everywhere

13. What is life to you: All I've Got to Do

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Let It Be

15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Her Majesty (hee hee)