Ten Random Thoughts I've Had Today:

It has been a while since I had a top ten, but I don't really have a list of things to share... except... well, you wouldn't want to hear all of the crazy things I've thought about sharing/using to update my Facebook status/yelling from my car window today, would you?

You would? (I'm just pretending I heard a response. Helps my pride- wink, wink) Here goes:

1. Man, it's a hot day to be a Mormon missionary.
2. Why do I have an outstanding balance at the pediatrician's office of $1.64? Seriously? What will that pay for there? One of those giant stickers with a picture of a Chimpanzee on it? And if they are charging for those stickers, I'd like to return a few and get my money back. Can I still bring them back if they have lost their stickiness and are covered in lint and dog hair?
3. I really wish there was a way I could find the car I cut off today- when I was hurrying to the movie theater to watch the free showing of Madagascar Return 2 Africa- so I can apologize. (I was trying to explain to Big Sister that passing the crazy day care bus was not going to make us crash into them, and in the process I spaced out and almost crashed into someone else.)
4. "I recognize that voice... who is that actor?!" (repeat about 40 times during the movie)*.
   
5. I really don't want to hand you my credit card when you just say "how are ya?" instead of my total. How do I know I'm not paying for junior bacon cheeseburgers for the whole Suburban behind me?
   
6. Why in the WORLD is it taking so long for the nurse to come in and give Little Sister her shots? It's hard enough to comfort a baby after three shots, but when she is already fussing from being cooped up in the exam room for 20 extra minutes... I hope she kicks you with those strong thunder thighs of hers... I mean, Jesus loves you.
   
7. I really need to remember to call the insurance company before the crack in my windshield gets any bigger and swallows us whole.
8. I'm not sure who the new dog is across the street, but I am glad to see another dog not listen as badly as Sophie. I hope you understand when I smile knowingly as you chase your puppy around the yard trying to catch her by the collar.
9. I wish I were in Ohio for the visitation & funeral. It was a hard decision, and I really miss being with everyone. Maybe I could just drive up this evening (another one I've repeated about 40 times today).
10. "I like to move it, move it..."

*Alec Baldwin. It was Alec Baldwin.