Too funny not to repost!

This was originally posted here. I didn't write it, but I can SO identify with it. And I'm totally adding Suburban Snapshots to my blog roll! Are you ready? Here goes:

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

There are some other funny additions in the comments of the original post. My favorite? "Everyone has to use their hands to go up the stairs." These all pretty much sum up our house these days! And I wouldn't trade any of it. Okay, some of it. But you know what I mean...

Thanks, Anna, for sharing this with me!